How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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