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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

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