how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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