- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

If you like this, it will have one extra like

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

This is an anti-anti-joke.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

obama's promises

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Women's rights.

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