Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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Bags of delicious poop.

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

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We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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