Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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Hello.

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The Christian Bible.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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