A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What did Delaware? A coat.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Two women were sitting quietly.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

How many light bulbs? 1

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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