Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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fruit salad?

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I killed someone today. :D

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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