,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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Gangnam style

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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