- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

two cannables walk in to McDonalds

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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