- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

No thank you, I don't like violence

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

Elizabeth Warren

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

I'm sn otter

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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