How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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