Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

knock knock who's there no one

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Terry has ebola

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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