If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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