- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

hey justin

U mad?

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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