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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.