- Anti Joke

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

No, Trinidad.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

A girl and her family were walking by a cliff. Suddenly - due to a a part of the cliff falling away - her family fell over the edge and died. The girl ran to the bottom of the cliff and saw her family's body's strewn across the rocks, blood everywhere. She didn't have a phone on her and so could not call the police. She called over a man she saw in the distance. He asked "What's happened?". Just managing to stammer the words through her tears she said "My entire family fell off a cliff and died". The man unzipped his trousers and said "This really isn't your day is it love?"

A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese