- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LIFE :(

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

Loner.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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