I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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