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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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watch me nae nae

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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Elizabeth Warren

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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