how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

Women outside of the kitchen.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

whats good about poland... fukk all

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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