knock knock

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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poop

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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