why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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Do you like apples? Yes

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I would rape her

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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