What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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Elizabeth Warren

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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I'm sn otter

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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