- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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