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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

What do you call an amazing person Good

george goodburn is secretly mexican

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

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