Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Two women were sitting quietly.

What did Delaware? A coat.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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