- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

Your face is hilarious.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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