- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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