Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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boobs

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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call of duty world at war

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Men's Rights

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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