- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

How are you this morning?

How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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