- Anti Joke

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

Why did? Yes

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.