Brad Fuller!

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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420

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper and lovingly handed it to Marvin. But before he had a chance to read the note, Marvin died. The Preacher feeling that now wasn’t the right time to read it put the note in his jacket pocket. It was at the funeral while speaking that the Preacher suddenly remembered the note. Reaching deep into his pocket the Preacher said “and you know what, I suddenly remembered that right before Marvin died he handed me a note, and knowing Marvin I’m sure it was something inspiring that we can all gain from. With that introduction the Preacher ripped out the note and opened it. The note said “HEY, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!”

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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Women's rights

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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Knock Knock Come in.

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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