columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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Elizabeth Warren

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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I'm sn otter

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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