a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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