- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

I have suicidal thoughts

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

Help I'm being raped!

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