How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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hello anomonous

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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