Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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<=3 penis

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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