why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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ur gay

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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