- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

why is pie good. because it just is.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

skurfboards we love fat kids

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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