- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Yo mamas so fat.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

I have suicidal thoughts

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

my gramma died

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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