why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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