What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

Racial equality.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

No, Trinidad.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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