- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

its snowing on mount fuji

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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dick dick dick... frogs

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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