- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

Me Neither.

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

OIO

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Women outside of the kitchen.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

whats good about poland... fukk all

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? PUNCH A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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