two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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Lets just say that we are beyond the stage where I am "just" trying, by the way, you might want to search that last comment for double negatives. Or you know NOT NOT. Do not take my word for it, but if I am not wrong, the bacteria (yogurt) leaves afterwards, so you are eating milk that has been eaten and then.. You know... A common "side effect" of hypnosis, is that when it is used, the one hypnotized (both in this case) end up feeling a "strange" case of closeness, stronger bonds, friendship etc, scientists wonder why... ITS LIKE DUH! WE BOTH REVEAL DEEP SECRETS TO EACH OTHER! THINGS WE DO NOT EVEN USUALLY TELL OURSELVES! Its a literal no brainer, scientits can go fuck themselves, because as far as I know, thats the only fuck they ever get.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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Women's rights...

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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9/11

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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