Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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three friends are chilling one day and they all think they belong in Guinness book of world records the first guys says i believe i have the smallest arms in the world, the second guy says i believe i have the smallest nose in the world and the third guy says i hate to admit it but i believe i have the smallest dick in the world. So they all go down to Guinness book of world records inc. and the first guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST ARMS IN THE WORLD" the second guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST NOSE IN THE WORLD" the third guy comes out all depressed and mad and says "WHO THE HELL IS JUSTIN BIEBER"

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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