How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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