- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

women's rights

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

Are you black? Kill yourself.

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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