- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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