How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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pee

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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