why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

a man said hi.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What's the difference between? Your mom.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Hillary Clinton

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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