Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

knock knock how there me ok come in

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

I can count to potato.

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Corn Muffins

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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