- Anti Joke

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

A man works at a brick factory. He is told by his boss that if he is to steal any brick from the factory, he will be sacked. But every day the man steals one brick and puts it in his lunch box to take home and is not caught. One day he has enough bricks to build a house, and he says "When I build this house there will be none left over". The house is now built and while the man is taking a look around he stubs his toe on something, he looks down to see a brick and he sighs, picks up the brick and throws it in the air. There are two pilots driving a plane, one has a dog and one has a wardrobe. One pilot says to the other "I don't particularly like dogs" then the other pilot says to him "I don't really like wardrobes". They then make an agreement and throw both the wardrobe and the dog out the window. Five minutes later one pilot looks out the window out onto the plane wing, and guess what he sees? A brick.

Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!