A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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hey justin

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U mad?

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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