- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

Black people being friendly.

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

Women.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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