- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

This is not a joke

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

Religion.

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

A baby seal walks into a club.

The Braves win the N.L. east

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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