- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

A black man has a job.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

drugs.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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