A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

YO FACE

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

A man walks into a bar Ouch

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

hi

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

UNICORNZ R PURPUL

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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