Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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