What did the teacher do? He taught.

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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i have two hands.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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