Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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Your mom is so fat...

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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A man makes a sandwich.

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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