why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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