- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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